It’s not that I’ve got three balls up in the air.
It’s the effortless way that I chase them.
It’s not that I’ve captured your expensive stare.
It’s that I continue to amaze them.
It’s not that you’ll drop several bucks in my case.
It’s not that my trick you’ll intuit.
It’s all in my smirk and my seaworthy face.
And the handsome debonair while I do it.
The trick to it all, making good on your promise.
Is to wink, keep control, then to smile.
By doing these things I can win every “Thomas”.
And release them their load for a while.